Had a fun time at my local Car Boot Sale today. For US readers, this is equivalent to a Flea Market / Swap Meet. Usually trestle tables piled with stuff, lined up under the blue sky of a farmerâs field. First stall had a bunch of random stuff, including a storage box with some opened Middle Eastern perfumes in it. I was checking one out. It was Armaf Niche Oud. The seller spoke as I opened a box to check the bottle. âLovely scent, that. Costs ÂŁ140 new.â Of course, everyone reading this will know that what he said was absolutely false. So I told him, gently. âNah, itâs a Middle Eastern fragrance, but Armaf are a decent one. Itâs likely about ÂŁ30.â He looked disgruntled. I continued looking, and he turned to his mate and said, âthatâs why I usually just keep my mouth shut, yâknow? Any time you say anything, people just chelp up and think they f***ing know everything.â I mean, I could have just left it, I suppose. Instead, I got my phone out and googled the fragrance. It was ÂŁ25 new, from reputable discount e-shop JustMyLook. I showed him the screen, which led to the following exchange: âTwenty-five quid new from here, mate,â I said. He looked. âYeah but what about eBay?â he said. âEBay? Why?â I asked. âJustMyLook is a shop.â âI donât trust buying from a random shop,â he sneered. â⌠But I should trust buying from a table in a field?â I asked. His mate burst out laughing at that, but he just glared at me. So I doubled down, and checked eBay. âOh look,â I laughed. âTwenty two quid on eBay. Even cheaper!â He dead-eyed me. âYouâre an arsehole,â he said, which of course I am. I laughed and skipped away.