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Just received a cold email. This has GOT to be the worst and funniest cold email I have ever received

Hi john@oakharborventures.com,I sent you an email a few days ago regarding SEO & SMO Service.If you are interested?PLEASE SEND ME YOUR CONTACT & WHATSAPP NUMBER SO, WE CAN DISCUSS IT BETTER.Thanks,

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From: [mailto:john@oakharborventures.com]Sent: 20 May 2026To: PihuSubject: Quote?

Hi,I was checking your website www.oakharborventures.com and see you have a good design, and it looks great, but it’s not ranking on Google and other major search engines. Do you want more targeted visitors on your website? We can place your website on Google 1st page. Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube, Instagram, Pinterest etc.). May I send you a quote, SEO Packages? If interested. Thanks & RegardsPihu

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