I fired my content designer. 💣 The replacement costs $1.62 per post. Here's the system: Claude writes every slide using a 5-phase structure. Hook. Interest. Retain. Value. CTA. Max 15 words per slide. That rule is what separates a carousel people save from one they scroll past in half a second. fal.ai puts my actual face on the cover slide. Not an avatar. Not a stock photo. My face, on-brand, every time. One prompt. 8-10 slides. Publishes to Instagram automatically via Blotato. $1.62. That's it! Here's the problem with most people's AI content: They handed the job to a brand-new intern straight out of college. No training. No brand context. No standards to hit. You get exactly what you'd expect from a first-day hire. A 2 out of 10. Install the system first. Now that same AI is an assassin designed specifically for that task. Same Claude. Same inputs. A 2 before the one-click install. An 8 or a 9 after. Every time. The math is simple: Designer retainer: $2,000/month. One person. One pace. One point of failure. This system: $1.62 per run. Runs while I sleep. Publishes the second it's done. Drop "CAROUSEL" in the comments below. I'll send you the exact system.