“Welcome, breathwork crew. As your friendly neighborhood psychotherapist, I’m legally and ethically obligated to tell you that air is not a replacement for therapy… …but between us, it’s definitely the cheapest therapist you’ll ever have.”
“Think about it: your breath shows up 24/7, never cancels, never judges, and never asks you to ‘circle back’ on anything.
“Breathwork is basically free therapy with unlimited refills. You inhale clarity, exhale chaos, and no one sends you a bill. Try getting that deal anywhere else.”😃
“So let’s breathe like people who know oxygen is free, stress is overpriced.