Those FML moments... · Breakthrough Body Blueprint

Those FML moments...

I made a big bowl of chicken salad for dinner. White meat chicken, light mayo, celery, and old bay. I got it logged in the app, and I was feeling so good about my life choices. Then I proceeded to drop the entire bowl on the floor in one of those slow motion moments when you know what's happening but you can't stop it. My dog who happens to be an asshole immediately attacked it and there were claws and explatives and pieces of chicken flying all over the place. My husband was on the phone at the time and he was like...I'll get you some Wendy's.

I'm going to enjoy dipping my small order of fries into my small frosty knowing I had enough calories for it and that sometimes shit just happens and smart husbands are a blessing from above.

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