Laundry Has Levels. This Is Not a Beginner Program 🧺😈

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So my partner was on a work call and the washing machine was LOUD.

His boss asks, “What’s that noise in the background?”

Him: “Oh, I’m washing my clothes.”

Boss (visibly shook): “WAIT… you wash your OWN clothes?!” 😳

He calmly explains—like a man who knows the rules:

He washes HIS clothes only (whites + colors = simple life)
I have gym clothes + Lululemon delicates → mesh bags, cold wash, no heat, air dry only
Evelynne (our daughter) needs dye-free, fragrance-free detergent because allergies
Too many rules = automatic disqualification

So he proudly said:

👉 “I stay in my lane. I don’t touch their clothes. I choose peace.”

And honestly… this is modern-day, fully grown adult relationship energy 💅

No ruined leggings.

No allergic reactions.

No “I didn’t know” excuses.

No weaponized incompetence.

QUESTION FOR THE GROUP:

🔥 Do you wash your partner’s clothes?

🔥 Or do you believe in laundry boundaries and staying unproblematic?

Because touching my leggings without clearance is a Class-A Fitness Felony under the Federal Bureau of Leggings (FBL) 🏋️‍♀️🚨

✨ Mesh bags exist for a reason ✨