I was fast asleep when my wife suddenly screamed, jolting me awake. I leapt out of bed in total confusion, convinced we were under attack by intruders. Then she shouted, “Spider!” Still shaken and half in shock, I grabbed my shoe and struck it with such force it practically fused with the floor. I told her, “It’s dead.” She looked at me and said, “Kill it again.” A man, a gentleman may be a powerful being… but even I don’t possess the power to kill something twice. Kill it until its is dead.🤣

Smart attire is not practical and even dangerous in the workplace. For fun I am thinking of having suit and tie printing onto my work T shirt.😂

I just realized that the paper towels by gas pump are for wiping your tears away after you fill up your gas tank! 😳

My body is not a temple it’s a haunted house, it’s slowly falling apart, making weird noises, and contains a spirit of an old person who’s always mad about something.