Kill the spider · Society of Ordinary Gentlemen

Kill the spider

I was fast asleep when my wife suddenly screamed, jolting me awake. I leapt out of bed in total confusion, convinced we were under attack by intruders. Then she shouted, “Spider!”

Still shaken and half in shock, I grabbed my shoe and struck it with such force it practically fused with the floor. I told her, “It’s dead.” She looked at me and said, “Kill it again.”

A man, a gentleman may be a powerful being… but even I don’t possess the power to kill something twice. Kill it until its is dead.🤣

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