Congratulations and celebrations from the British Isles to our former charges The United States of America on this monumental 4th of July. Since abandoning our loving embrace some 250 years ago, as a nation you have acquitted yourselves largely adequately. π
Of course, should you ever come to your collective senses and desire to return, thereβs a pot of weak tea and an oaty biscuit with your name on it. π¬π§πΊπΈ
(In all seriousness though, happy Independence Day / 250th!) π