💧 Leaky Faucet Drips Buyers Into Your Business

How I Get Facebook to Add 56+ CUSTOMERS (No, Not LEADS) to My Email List Every Month Like Clockwork—at a Slight Profit

Only takes a couple hours of effort per month and it’s way lower stress compared to hiring an ad agency or watching Zuckerberg siphon money out of your bank account while his cold lizard tongue laughs and laughs and laughs…

Read the report in stunning Google Doc formatting here

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I’ve got a stable ad campaign running to a low-ticket product on Facebook and Instagram. Since March of 2025, this campaign has been working with little intervention, slightly profiting to the tune of 1.21x ROAS for over a year.

That means for every dollar I put in, I’m getting $1.21 back.

This is…

ABYSMAL.

I’m bragging about an ad funnel that barely profits when all these cool media buyer gurus are promising 1000x returns if you buy their $27 course?

Lmao.

I’ve bought a couple of those products before.

They’re just lead magnets to whet your whistle, make you feel overwhelmed at running ads yourself, then you hire the agency who made the lead magnet to run YOUR ad campaign…which, by the way, somehow needs $500 a day to “test” ads.

And they’re gonna need 2 months to test. And don’t expect to be profitable yet!!! Results are just around the corner.

I even hired one of these agencies to improve my campaign last summer. They came in on my BEST month ever…and delivered my two WORST months ever, back to back, after implementing all of their amazing “INDUSTRY BEST PRACTICES.”

Then I fired them, switched all my campaigns back to what I used before, and guess what? It worked again.

🙄

If I had to spend $500 per day to “test” something I’m going to be taking blood pressure meds and clutching my desk every morning worrying about going bankrupt.

With the funnel I’ve built, I only spend between $50 and $150 per day.

That’s enough to avoid consecutive days with no sales—which feels discouraging—and also not TOO much that you feel stressed about your budget.

Anyway, the budget is kinda irrelevant because we don’t really care about the 21 cent profit for every dollar invested.

(I mean, it’s nice. Don’t get me wrong. You’ll have good months where you make a couple grand extra, which is awesome. I just don’t wanna overhype this and make you expect a money-printing machine.)

We care about the dozens of customers entering your world every month for FREE.

The ones who have already paid you money and are now ready to be bombarded by your sexy emails and nurtured on the backend.

Let me be super-duper clear who should read this:

You have a low-ticket product to sell already, or you could put one together easily. You can feasibly build a low-ticket offer in a day. However, this won’t teach you HOW to make a product. That’s a whole ‘nother can of worms.

You DON’T need to know jack squat about Facebook’s ad dashboard, how to make ad creatives, how to write ad copy, how to set up an upsell funnel, how to read ad metrics…all that stuff is boring and you don’t need to know 95% of it.

OK wonderful, now that most of you have left…

Let me reiterate.

The entire point of this ad funnel is to turn on a leaky, annoying faucet that constantly DRIPS CUSTOMERS into your business.

Not LEADS.

CUSTOMERS.

That you get for free.

In practice, here’s what that looks like for you:

You have a few duct-taped together images that took you 15 minutes to make.

People see your ads while doomscrolling political memes on Facebook or Instagram.

They click.

They go to your website and buy.

They start getting your emails and buy more.

We’re cutting out this whole middle step of

“you gotta provide FREE VALUE to cold traffic!”

No you don’t.

Why? Why would you do that?

To get people on your email list who are accustomed to getting stuff for free?

Newsflash:

Most people who buy from my emails are ALREADY customers.

Free subscribers tend to stay free subscribers. Which brings me back to this ad funnel.

I dialed back my budget last month because I’m testing another product, too. So I only spent $50 a day, which wound up being about $1500. That $1500 produced $1815 in sales, meaning $315 in front-end profits. Again…who cares. The BIG STORY is that…

Facebook paid ME $315 to give me 56 customers in one month.

Are you feeling me yet?

Just so we’re on the same page, let me show you a shot of my current ad dashboard. Before you look at it, let me say this:

I am PURPOSEFULLY SANDBAGGING MYSELF.

I’m including EVERY ad campaign I’ve ever run, including test campaigns where I’ve spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on LEAD GEN that are totally unrelated to THIS ad funnel.

And STILL…

Imagine 50-60 new buyers hitting your list every month. People who already trust you enough to buy once. Then you just email them like you normally do.

🤯

Oh check this out…

Literally had a $138 sale come through while I was finishing this page up. Remember, on my $50 daily budget?

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED Talk. If you’ve ever considered running ads but were too scared to start—or you tried ads in the past but quit because you couldn’t hit mega returns…

I hope this little report showed you that we don’t need to shake down Mark Zuckerberg for his entire family fortune. We just need a little piece of his pie, and it’s not that hard.

Love,

Nick Bandy

P.S.

I'm building the full walkthrough on how to set this up—the ads, the funnel, the upsells, all of it. It's not done yet, which means you can grab it at a discount before the price goes up. Here's the link if you want in:

Yes, Drip Buyers Into My Business!

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