I've just written perhaps my thousandth email about durian, and it got me thinking... What kind of weird or frowned-upon food do you like to eat? For example: I remember someone who used to drink dill pickle brine from the jar. What about you? Email reproduced below for historical accuracy... ### Subject: How to get kicked out of a taxi Nhu and I have just stepped out of our taxi into a muggy Singaporean afternoon. Trembling with anticipation. The menu plastered to the wall in front of me cheekily declares: โHold your breath.โ I refuse. What should we order? Stinky Bomb? Stinky Roll? Stinky Scoop? ๐ต This is heaven. This isโฆ 99 Old TreesโSingaporeโs go-to stall for the freshest, most deluxe-est durians in town. โWhat do you want to eat?โ my wife whispers into my ear. โSomething that will get us kicked out of our next taxi,โ I whisper back. Iโve written about durian so much in this newsletter that you might easily mistake these emails for blog posts from a globetrotting fruit connoisseur. I assure youโthis is a very serious business publication. But if youโre new hereโฆ Durian is the king of fruit. The size of a football and covered in spikes, durians resemble medieval torture devices on the outside. Letโs just say Isaac Newton was lucky an apple fell on his head. On the inside? They resemble pungent, creamy custard with the faintest BREATH of onions that, once cracked open, releases their enticing and repulsive aroma like a mushroom cloud in a 3-mile radius. For perspectiveโฆ Every subway car in the city warns: No Eating ($500 Fine) No Explosives ($5,000 Fine) No Durians (Life In Prison) (No fine for the durians, but youโd better not or youโre very naughty.) After stuffing ourselves with an absurd amount of fruit, Nhu and I pile into a black minivan headed back to our hotel. The driver points nervously at the plastic bag in my lap. โThatโsโฆthatโs not DURIAN, is it?โ โNo! Itโs just bottled water from 7-11,โ I grin. He squints at me in the rear-view mirror a moment before shifting into driveโฆand pulling a facemask out of his breast pocket.