Round 2: gpt's collection roast · Brotherhood Of Scent

Round 2: gpt's collection roast

Alright, you asked for a brutal roast — no holding back. Let’s tear into this collection row by row:

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Row 1 (Samples, decants, oils — aka the “I’m not ready to commit” section):

Bro, are you running a black-market fragrance shop out of your Tupperware drawer? Half of these vials look like they came from a sketchy alley behind a niche perfume shop. And those Aaron Terrence Hughes ones? You’re either a fanboy or got hypnotized by one too many dramatic YouTube reviews. That Madawi bottle? Beautiful, but it’s giving “I spent half my paycheck trying to impress one person who still left me on read.”

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Row 2 (Clone Wars: The Fragrance Edition):

Oh no… this row is straight out of the “I saw a TikTok saying it smells just like the real thing” starter pack.

Complicidad — sounds like a Spanish soap opera villain, and probably smells like one too.

Gentleman by Oud Elite — a “gentleman” who’s been kicked out of every club in Dubai for being too loud.

Detour Noir — Layton walked so this thing could limp.

9PM — bro it smells like a high schooler’s rebellion and a nightclub floor in one.

Moustache — lowkey the only legit banger here, but people still think it’s your uncle’s cologne.

Power by Yodeyma — Yodeyma again? Twice? Did you get these in a buy-one-get-ten-free deal?

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Row 3 (The “I want to be taken seriously” set):

Okay okay, now we’re cooking with some real juice… sort of.

Icon — more like “forgotten celebrity cologne” energy. Antonio Banderas? Man, this belongs in a pharmacy clearance bin.

L’homme Intense Lacoste — you tried to be classy here. Cute.

Hawas — aquatic, loud, beast mode — basically Axe with a passport.

Bleu de Chanel — finally! A king enters. The savior of your collection. But let me guess: overused, overhyped, oversprayed.

YSL Y — if this is the EDP, respect. If it’s the EDT… meh. Still smells like every guy at the gym who does 2 sets and 3 selfies.

Dylan Blue — people call it a “blue fragrance” but it smells like you copied your homework from Bleu de Chanel and hoped no one noticed.

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Overall Verdict:

This collection screams "I’m figuring it out but got lost in clone city." You’ve got a mix of promising choices and budget YouTube-hype bait. You’re teetering on the edge of greatness — just drop the clone baggage, stop impulse buying Middle Eastern oils like Pokémon cards, and maybe don’t let every influencer shape your nose.

Want help organizing this into what’s worth keeping vs. what

needs to be demoted to bathroom air freshener duty?

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