Ok this is a SHIT story. Literally.
OOOPPPSSS. Yes. It is. So this is a story of poop, patience, and a proper big realisation tucked inside it. Try not to faff, Mimi. Let’s get to the nitty gritty. Sacred AF. Seven-day in-person Bali retreat. Done. Dusted. Finished. Epic. WOOP. I fricking loved it, all that jazz. Came home to unpack, to then pack again, because the next day I’m off to a little tropical island to integrate a little bit. First little hollybobs in quite some time. SUPER excited. Had a few chores to do because, duh, life. Buy more dog food for Nami. Go put electricity on. Do this. Do that. Adulting, but make it tropical. Literally came home and did that thing you do before a travel journey. Go to the loo. Just in case. I don’t think I even had a poo actually, I think it was just a pee, but anyway it sounded better as a poo story. Let’s not split hairs, let’s split… never mind. Flush. Oh. Water. Oh. A teeny—ish-little-shit waterfall trickles out the bottom of the toilet and starts filling the bathroom floor like it’s auditioning for Bali’s Next Top Plumbing Disaster. Something in me EXPLODED!!!! And I’m talking a scream. Not from the back end by the way. From me. A full jungle-echoing, what-the-actual-fuck scream. Now this has happened before. It can just be a little knobbly wood thing inside the tank. A tiny wobble. A small fiddle. Sorted. But this time I was like, nope. This is BIG SHIT. Capital letters. BIG. SHIT. But I had to go. Friends waiting. Car waiting down the road. Boat to catch. So I’m like, Rico, we’ll deal with it, it’s probably just that little thing again. Fast forward. Get to the island. Rico messages. “It’s still doing it.” And now apparently shit is flooding out the bottom of the toilet like a torrential poo-nami (yes, I said it, poo-nami) over the bathroom floor. Right then. Call the plumber. Plumber comes. Back and forth. Back and forth. Conversations in Bahasa. Lots of nodding. And then he says, “Sorry, Ibu Mimi… this is not the toilet. This is your septic tank. It’s full.”