💦 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗦. 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗞. 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗔 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗘𝗬🍌 Right, so I've been trying to convince myself that if a monkey actually PISSES on your head, like properly pisses on your head, running down your forehead, dripping into your eyeball, and you can actually SMELL the bloody wee... would that be considered good luck? Because that's what I'm choosing to believe teehee So the other day I met up with a beautiful friend who's over here visiting from the UK, and we decided to have a little stroll through Monkey Forest. She was feeling a little tad scared of the monkeys, but I wanted to show her how damn fricken cute they actually are. So off we trotted, having a lovely little wander, when she carefully starts getting her phone out to record them, making sure none of the funny little buggers nick it… And I'm stood there thinking, WHAT THE EFFERS IS THAT?? 𝗬𝗲𝗽. 𝗔 𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗘-𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗠𝗘. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗘-𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗟𝗬 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗬 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝘆𝘂𝗸💦 Now, I'm thinkin, small monkey, small pee. HUGE monkey, apparently bloody Niagara Falls. My bad luck? Or GOOD luck, should we say? Because this wasn't some little accidental sprinkle. Nooooo. This was a full-on monkey golden shower, and I was the lucky recipient GULP lol I'd already started making my way to the other side, so I had to wait until I could get myself sorted, then ended up washing my hair and face with some smelly, chemically, strawberry-flavoured soap. And honestly, I'm still not entirely sure which was worse. The monkey piss or the strawberry soap. Both were traumatic in their own very special ways Anyway, I told Ekka about my little adventure afterwards, and he goes, "Ooooh, in Bali, that might mean you're going to turn into a monkey." 𝗢𝗛, 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖. JUST WHAT I NEEDED in ma life right now… So obvs I've told my friends to keep an eye on me and watch out for any changes in my mannerisms. If I start scratching my ass, climbing trees, nicking people's phones or making questionable noises, please intervene.