So my avoidant is a cop. How we met is a story for a different day; anyway it’s been 5 months of typical avoidant behavior. Hot/cold, pen pals, limited visits. Last week I released him back to the universe/God. We went 6 full days with no contact and he broke it yesterday. ChatGPT told me exactly what he was going to do and sure enough he did exactly that; came back with a neutral topic. I answered with no emotion, no chasing and no paragraphs and today he asked if he could see me and I’m holding my ground. I told him I’m not ready to see him yet. All the times over the last 5 months I tried to break it off and he would literally ignore my efforts to break it off but kept me anchored for 5 long months. I told him a quote “ fortune follows the bold” a month ago. Something I didn’t think would stick but today when I texted me, I replied, “ you’re bold” and he replied “ fortune follows the bold.” That’s a clear indication that he heard my cries and heard every word I said over the last 5 months and now I pulled my energy back he’s the one chasing. Let’s see how this goes.

Alright my fellow recovering delusionists… Morning roll call. Let’s see where everyone’s healing is at today. Comment with the number that fits your vibe: 🧠 THE 7 STAGES OF DELUSIONAL RECOVERY 1️⃣ “I’m totally over them.” (…checks their profile in 7 minutes) 2️⃣ “I don’t miss them.” (just misses how they looked at me that one time in April) 3️⃣ “I don’t want them back.” (just wants them to regret losing me until the end of time) 4️⃣ “This is growth.” (translates to: I didn’t text them back this time) 5️⃣ “I’m focusing on myself.” (but also imagining the reunion scene in my head) 6️⃣ “I know my worth.” (…unless they text “hey” at 11:47pm) 7️⃣ “I escaped the delusion.” (…for now) Comment your number + your REAL delusional thought of the day. We don’t judge here - only heal, laugh, and relapse responsibly. By the way went to tame impala last night, it was really fun !! Only thought about my ex a few times 😭💀🚩

Drop your current situation in emojis only. Example: 😭📱💬🕓🚩 Let the group decode it like emotional hieroglyphics.

Alright crew - it’s time for a little creative chaos 😈 We’re playing “I Wish…” Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ Someone comments a wish. Example: “I wish I could read minds.” 2️⃣ The next person replies with: “Granted… but now you can’t turn it off and everyone’s thoughts are about you 💀.” Then you drop your own wish, and the next person ruins yours. Keep it funny, sarcastic, and darkly clever - you know the vibe 😌🚩 I’ll start 👇 I wish I could fly. Your turn 😭

For the next 24 hours, do NOT text first. If they care, they’ll text. If they don’t… we’ll be in Confession Corner later 😭. 📱 Comment “done” if you’re joining this delusional experiment. Post screenshots if they’d react. ❤️