Alright my fellow recovering delusionists…
Morning roll call.
Let’s see where everyone’s healing is at today.
Comment with the number that fits your vibe:
🧠 THE 7 STAGES OF DELUSIONAL RECOVERY
1️⃣ “I’m totally over them.”
(…checks their profile in 7 minutes)
2️⃣ “I don’t miss them.”
(just misses how they looked at me that one time in April)
3️⃣ “I don’t want them back.”
(just wants them to regret losing me until the end of time)
4️⃣ “This is growth.”
(translates to: I didn’t text them back this time)
5️⃣ “I’m focusing on myself.”
(but also imagining the reunion scene in my head)
6️⃣ “I know my worth.”
(…unless they text “hey” at 11:47pm)
7️⃣ “I escaped the delusion.”
(…for now)
Comment your number + your REAL delusional thought of the day.
We don’t judge here - only heal, laugh, and relapse responsibly.
By the way went to tame impala last night, it was really fun !! Only thought about my ex a few times 😭💀🚩