RULES: 👉 Only ONE word per comment 👉 No back-to-back comments 👉 Make it chaotic, dramatic, or petty 👉 I’ll stitch the best thread into a full story later 😂🔥 FIRST WORD: “Suddenly…” Let the madness begin 👇😭

Alright crew - it’s time for a little creative chaos 😈 We’re playing “I Wish…” Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ Someone comments a wish. Example: “I wish I could read minds.” 2️⃣ The next person replies with: “Granted… but now you can’t turn it off and everyone’s thoughts are about you 💀.” Then you drop your own wish, and the next person ruins yours. Keep it funny, sarcastic, and darkly clever - you know the vibe 😌🚩 I’ll start 👇 I wish I could fly. Your turn 😭

Welcome to EMOTIONAL JEOPARDY - the only game show where the points don’t matter because the attachment wounds already humbled us 😭✨ Pick a category and answer like you’re on national TV: 🟩 What Do Avoidants Mean - for $200 🟦 Why Did He Ghost - for $400 🟪 Delulu Thoughts I Believed - for $600 🟨 Red Flags I Ignored - for $1,000 🟥 “He’s Just Going Through a Lot” - for FREE Drop your “question” (answer) in the comments. Make it honest. Make it delusional. Make it healing. I’ll start the first few below. Your turn contestants - the stage is yours. 🎤💔

Ladies, it’s time to build your dream team. 😌 You get 3 picks to design the emotionally available man of your imagination. Example draft: 🪴 Communicates feelings like it’s not a hostage situation. 🪴 Smells like accountability. 🪴 Doesn’t “miss” his ex every eclipse. Drop your picks below 👇 Winner gets therapy points and inner peace (limited edition). 💀

Drop your current situation in emojis only. Example: 😭📱💬🕓🚩 Let the group decode it like emotional hieroglyphics.