If you didn’t get the job you wanted, would you take a smaller role or quit?

Hi my friends I am a new member. I am so glad to meet you.

I’m doing some dictation, Even though the anchor pronounces every single words clearly,too many unfamiliar words and long sentences still makes it really tough for me to finish the dictation . Would you like to have a try

The Joke: A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: “Hey.” Horse: “Sure.” What’s really going on here: In everyday English, “hey” is just a casual way to say hello. But phonetically, “hey” sounds exactly like “hay” — the main food horses eat. So when the bartender says “Hey”, the horse doesn’t hear a greeting. It hears what sounds like an offer of food (hay) So the horse reacts logically from its own point of view and answers politely: “Sure.”

The Joke "I ordered a chicken and an egg online at the same time. Ok..I’ll let you know" This one is funny. I bet y'all can get it