SECRET SCIENCE OF THE LANGUAGE OF EMOTIONS
Abbott & Costello "Whose On First" Inspired Skit Played Out Daily In Our Brains ------------------------------------------ Sanity for the Holidays and All Year Around ------------------------------------------ Emotion: Hey. Person: Hey, WHAT? Emotion: Hey. Person: THAT’S not an answer. Emotion: I know. Person: Then WHY did you say it? Emotion: Something changed. Person: WHAT changed? Emotion: Don’t know. Person: You don’t KNOW what changed? Emotion: I don’t know anything. I'm just here to say,, "Hey!" Person: Hey? Emotion: Hey! Hey! Hey! _________________________________ Person: Okay. Are we in danger? Emotion: Didn’t say that. Person: Are we safe? Emotion: Didn’t say that either. Person: Then WHAT are you saying? Emotion: Hey. Person: You already said that. Emotion: I’m consistent. _________________________________ Person: I give up. What AM I supposed to do with “hey”? Emotion: Above my pay grade. Person: You don’t have a pay grade. Emotion: Exactly. _________________________________ Person: Are you telling me we’re running out of time? Emotion: I’m not a clock. Person: Are the odds bad? Emotion: I’m not a calculator. Person: Are you predicting what’s coming? Emotion: I’m not a weather forecaster. Person: Then what are you? Emotion: Just, "Hey!" _________________________________ Anxiety: Hey. Person: Oh no. Now there’s TWO of you. Anxiety: I’m not TWO. I’m “What if?” Person: What if what? Anxiety: What if…anything. _________________________________ Person: Do YOU know what’s going to happen? Anxiety: No. But I’ve prepared several drafts. Person: Based on what? Facts? Anxiety: NOPE! I don't do facts. Based on memory, imagination, and a strong feeling about your thoughts on Tuesdays. Person: My thoughts? Now this is MY fault? Anxiety: You’re the furnace. I’m just the smoke. Person: Furnace? Is there a fire? Anxiety: Maybe. Maybe not. Don't have a clue. Person: How do I know? Anxiety: That's up to you. _________________________________