Gentle readers of The Classifieds, It has come to this author's attention that somewhere on this very platform, marketers are still using countdown timers set to "mild cardiac event," writing "LAST CHANCE" for the fourth consecutive last chance, and sending emails that begin with "Hey [FIRST NAME]" and somehow go downhill from there. 😭 This author is 𝘢𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘵. This author needed a fainting couch. This author has since recovered and brings you the antidote. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁🌙✨ 📅 August 3–10 📍 Inside the Kind Copy Movement (a free Skool community) 🚪 Doors open July 31 💛 Hosted by Jen Hill Myers and Katya McEwen 💸 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲: 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲. (Not "free but there's a high-pressure webinar pitch lurking in the shadows like a disgraced viscount" free. 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦-free.) For one full week, an alarmingly talented lineup of speakers shall reveal how to market with empathy instead of pressure. How to grow your audience and sell your offers without selling your soul, your dignity, or your firstborn's naming rights. Attendees shall enjoy: ✨ Live sessions all week (the calendar holds the full schedule, for those who enjoy a good snoop) ✨ A trove of prerecorded talks unlocking August 3 and available all summit long, so you may watch at 2am in your dressing gown, eating cheese directly off the block. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦. ✨ The kindest marketers on all of Skool, who will welcome you so warmly you may briefly wonder what they want from you. (Nothing. That is the entire point. Unsettling, isn't it?) The doors open July 31, and this author must insist you not dawdle. Society abhors a latecomer, and the good seats are metaphorical but the FOMO is very real. 👉 Claim your seat: https://www.skool.com/kindcopy/about Yours in delicious anticipation, Lady Whistledown 🪶 (ahem... @Jen Hill Myers and @Katya McEwen )