This is the first paragraph from an unsolicited attempt to get me to give strangers money for nothing:
Hi William Stacey,
I’m Ogletree Eisenhower curator of a private, invitation-only reading circle for authors whose work doesn’t simply entertain…it resonates, lingers, and stays in mind long after the final page.
“Ogletree Eisenhower”; that’s some Robert Jordan-wheel-of-time-bizarre-name stuff right there.