URGENT: Be careful Your report card on SKOOL is WRONG !!!😱

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Alba la Romaine December 22 /2025

You’re such a strange « T-Shirt » Teacher! Coach Shane .

You’re always bombarding us with questions like: how many long EYE ‘z’ (i) are there in this text ? Or : what’s the difference between wave and way or Nerd and « Greek »? (Geek)

What is a stop TEA (t). We often explain to you , it’s easier and more digest with « a piece of cake »

Give me some examples to explain this popular saying : « HAPPY BIRDS DAY ! » , I think you’re just trying to « beef up » your own vocabulary, grammar, conjugation, and most importantly, your disastrous pronunciation! And above all , you still want to learn, the Frog language ? « le Français » s’il vous plait ! Repeat : le Français !! not « le Béret » !!!!

It feels like our English class is more of a collaborative learning experience, where WE’re the experts. Are you actually learning English from us, or are we just really good actors? I wouldn’t be surprised if you added a new course to your curriculum vitae or resume : « How to Survive Being Taught by My Students. »

It’s official: Coach SHINE is now our SMART student . I’m starting to think he is only here for the entertainment value. It seems like he is more of an English learner these days. We teach him new slang and pronunciation EVERY single day, in vain !

COUCH Shane, you are just trying to keep up with our advanced vocabulary. We’re constantly introducing you to new expressions and idioms. As they say : the teacher learns something new every day , but in our class, it’s more like WE’re doing all the teaching! :

LME ,DDM, PIRF, AWS, EVC, QUIZZES, LTA, DAILY DICTATION, ACC ,E-Cubed , SKOOL,and don’t be shy , AMA, Throwback PIRFsday, LME Friend’s Club, LME Page Pals , English Fresh, English Camp, LME NAVI, and SO ON !!! ….. could you please MIND YOU LANGUAGE !!!! .

You are « saw » confused when we « trial » to explain the basic structure and the American English Vermont pronunciation in a simple sentence :

« Shane Never Lies, » we answer loudly : « Don’t Trust That !!! »

We have to constantly play audios and videos clips, and show you texts to try to « stuff » English into your head. Not to mention the eternal slogan:

« If we don’t say it, you can’t hear it! »

Reapeat after your students, pleeeeaaaassse !!!!

I deliberately left , « Miss cakes » MISTAKES !!! Coach Shane !!! in this text, to see your poor progress, as I’m so nice with you , take your time , you have one year to submit your homework Happy level-up day (year) ! With ACDC !!! ( Phonetically in French : enough testing) .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Coach

@Shane Peterson

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Evelyne Vincent 👸

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