🧠 24-Hour Contest: What Does “FDA” Really Stand For? 😏
Because let’s face it — whatever “FDA” was supposed to mean, it clearly doesn’t mean Food & Drug Administration anymore.
💥 Contest ends: October 14th at 11:59 PM EST.
Winners will be chosen randomly with the Wheel of Names and announced on 10/15 in order as drawn.
🧩 HOW TO ENTER:
In the comments below, tell us what YOU think “FDA” really stands for. That’s it. Just one creative or sarcastic answer earns you one entry into the prize wheel. (One entry per member)
Need inspiration? Here are a couple examples:
🌀 “FDA: Funding Drug Approvals”
🌀 “FDA: Fast-Tracking Dangerous Additives”
🏆 PRIZES
🥈 2nd Place: Simplified Charcoal & Aloe Facial Mask — because your skin deserves fewer toxins than your food.
🥉 3rd Place: Health Ranger Select Organic Coconut Chips — snack clean, no permit required.
⚡ QUICK RECAP:
✅ Comment your funniest “FDA = ???” below
✅ Contest closes 10/14 @ 11:59 PM EST
✅ Winners drawn live from the Wheel of Names (1st, 2nd, and 3rd in order)
Get creative. Get sarcastic. Get your entry in before the wheel starts spinning 🎡💥