Day 276 and 277: Nicknames and A Surprise Kill
Before I diarise and make up for my disappointing 10 days of nothingness, do your dogs have any nicknames? Aster has so many and they are really stupid but I only really call her Aster when I'm cross or introducing her to you lot and professional people. She is mainly Noodle, Snoodle, Snood, Snoot, Noots, Nood, Noodle Fish, Fish Guard, Fish Fart, Baby Fish, Small Fish, Fish Whip, Whip Fish and Whipsnade. Our morning walk this morning was a bit more focussed, meaning I didn't just let her f-off along the edge of the field that she runs EVERY single morning because she once got to chase a squirrel along it about 3 years ago. I put her on a slip lead and we practised some contact heeling at the walk. It's very hard because, like Ave finds with Frank the Tank, she is worried I'm going to tread on her (which I probably will with my clonking great hooves). I wonder if it's a smaller dog thing. They make it look so easy with the bigger dogs. We had some nice little touches against my leg at a very slow walk so I did let her off for a run and she promptly disappeard under a fence onto the riverbank. I slipped into my usual daydream planning what to work on next with my horse when there was a yelp from Aster so I back tracked to see what was up. She had a freshly squeezed squirrel in her mouth and was crunching on it's head as I looked thru the hedge 🙄 it had either bitten her paw or made her catch it as there was some blood but luckily nothing catastrophic. It cleaned up fine thank goodness. I let her carry it for a bit then decided she could bloody well leave it because she would prob eat it and then have the worst farts ever. She was really pretty good at dropping it considering. I lobbed in the woods only to turn around and find Islay wandering around with it. Aster was furious and told her to drop it 😂 I only had to look at Islay and she drops it lol, they are so different. I took the opportunity to train a bit to have her sit stay whilst i moved it and she was really very good considering she really wanted it back.