The Flaming Panther of Righteousness

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As I left the bar and moved rather haltingly out into the street, I heard a commotion to the left. But nothing better to do, I followed the noise to a side street and peaked around the corner. To my shock there was a panther, two dogs and what had to be at least 30 people sitting in the middle of the alley acting like they were at some Pentecostal church meeting. Out of nowhere the damn panther burst into blazing fire and all the people screamed like one great big orgasm or something. But that ain’t nothing. The panther of fire popped like a firecracker and shrank to the size of an alley cat. That’s when all got quiet like right in the middle of a hurricane.

Then the Flaming Panther of Righteousness did jump up on a can of Georgia peaches and begin to proclaim the gospel as he knew it. He said “Yeah brethren In God We Trust! All others pay cash…”

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