HEY! Y’all ever realize that God was wildin’ in the Old Testament. I’m talking top tier LEVEL petty! Like, think of the story of Jonah, right? God, back when He used to speak to people in stereo . . . God went to Jonah, spoke to him and said, “Hey yo! Jonah! I need you to deliver a message to Nineveh!” Jonah was like, “I ain’t going to no Nineveh!” And the Lord said, “Oh nah?” And Jonah said, “NAH! They got Freddy Kreuger, they got Michael Myers, they got the Booty Boy over there, I ain’t going to no Nineveh! I don’t know none of them! As a matter of fact, I’m about to go on vacation!” The Lord said, “Oh yeah?” And Jonah said, “You know it!” So, Jonah packed up his bag, like an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being didn’t just give him a direct order! Now, while he’s on the ship, God decides to send a storm! I need y’all to understand something. We ain’t talking about no regular precipitation or an ordinary storm, you know what I’m saying? We talkin’ about a God-tier level storm! This is tectonic plate moving, earth shattering, Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time STORM! Got the cats on the ship all running around scared, done struck the chickens down dead, the crew members all running around scared, and the captain yellin’ “HEY! ONE OF Y’ALL DONE SIN! This GOTTA be YAHWEH!” And they over here looking like, “I didn’t sin! Did you sin? Nah! I didn’t sin!” And Jonah over here like, “ I may have told God I wasn’t going to Nineveh like He asked!” The crew and the captain shakin’ their heads like, “You told Him WHAT? HEY! GET THIS . . . YOU GOT TO GO!!!” So they done cast Jonah off the boat, the freaking sky clears up, everything all ha, ha, he, he, the crew members are like “YEAH!”, So, now Jonah is DROWNING! Screaming for his mama! Meanwhile, this big ole anglerfish comes up and swallows him! Now the reason it was an anglerfish is because, you know, the kraken wasn’t available, and you know, God ain’t want to traumatize him too daggone bad, like darn near drowning and being swallowed by a fish wasn’t enough!