Everyone calls me Jules. I'm as old as the cryptic keeper. Blue belt/ one year. My son talked me into trying jujitsu. My biggest struggle right now, is I tore my meniscus during a grappling session. Goal for the next 90 days: to heal and make a come back (also avoid surgery)

Alright, let’s talk positions we HATE being in… and how we get the hell out. I’ll start 👇 My least favorite spot? Side control. Not because it’s impossible—but because if you get lazy for ONE second, it turns into a bad day real quick. My go-to escape when I can get it? 👉 That scoop-out / ghost escape. When I can stay loose, move early, and slide out before they settle their weight… chef’s kiss 🤌 BUT… and this is a BIG but… If you hesitate, mistime it, or get greedy— Next thing you know you’re stuck under Phil, flattened out, staring at the ceiling, wondering how your life choices led you to north-south hell 😭 That’s why timing, frames, and movement matter. You don’t “muscle” out of bad positions—you escape before they become bad. 👇 YOUR TURN 👇 • What’s your least favorite position to be stuck in? • What’s your favorite escape from it? • Any details, setups, or “oh crap” lessons you’ve learned the hard way? Drop it below 👇 Let’s steal each other’s ideas and get harder to hold down 😤