Babloo heard someone say,“Make $1k–$10k in 30 days
Babloo didn’t know what dollars were, so he thought it meant 10,000 candies. He immediately ran to his backyard with a basket, ready to “collect candy investments.” Day 1: He tried selling his brother’s socks as “super-smelly collectible socks.” One kid sniffed them and fainted. Another ran screaming. Babloo shouted, “That’s limited edition!” and waved a sock like a flag. Day 3: He opened a shop called “Babloo Unlimited Ideas.” He had zero ideas, so he just handed random objects to customers: a shoe, a banana, and a toothbrush. “Take your pick!” he said. Nobody came back. Day 7: He decided to become a professional artist. He painted a masterpiece… on the neighbor’s wall. The neighbors screamed. Babloo said, “It’s abstract!” and ran away waving a brush like a sword. Day 12: He tried a “Disappear for Money” trick. He hid in the fridge. When his mom opened it, he popped out yelling, “Surprise!” She refused to pay. Babloo slipped on the butter and slid across the kitchen like a cartoon. Day 20: He tried a “Cat Taxi Service.” He put the cat in a tiny box with wheels and pulled it across the street. The cat jumped out, ran into a tree, and came back with leaves in its fur. Babloo declared, “That’s deluxe transport!” Day 25: He tried washing cars to earn money. He accidentally put soap in the gas tank of his uncle’s car. When it started, bubbles exploded out of the exhaust. Babloo yelled, “It’s eco-friendly!” and ran. Day 30: He counted all his earnings: 14 rupees, 1 broken pencil, and a half-eaten biscuit. He jumped up, “YES! I MADE TEN KAY!” Mom looked at him and said, “Beta… this isn’t even ten rupees.” Babloo shrugged, grinned, and said, “Doesn’t matter… I MADE TEN KAY LAUGHS!” And he ran outside, tripping over his own feet, spilling coins everywhere, while laughing like a tiny tornado of chaos.