Next week I’ll be attending “NOVACONN” – that’s our very official, very serious internal name for “everyone in the company meets up and tries to look more strategic than confused.” It’s the annual gathering where: - We get the State of the Company address - Sit through workshops about “where we’re going” (fingers crossed it’s not to another re-org) - And choose our own breakout sessions like a corporate version of speed dating for career paths. Now, onto the *real* crisis: clothes. For the flight out Wednesday night, I’ll be in jeans, a shirt, and a jacket – you know, “I might get upgraded” casual. Thursday is where the fake panic hits DEFCON 1. It’s the first day of formalities: - C-Suite State of the Company (SotC) chats – my personal highlight - Workshops - Breakouts in the afternoon Thursday Night there’s a Gala Dinner with a “Dancing Through the Ages” theme. My group (ACT) drew the 2000s, which means I’ve decided to fully lean into my inner “popped collar menace.” The plan: - 3 polos (because one popped collar is never enough) - White chinos (pray for no red wine incidents) - Blue suede sneakers (Elvis would be proud, my podiatrist maybe less so) And I, as always, will be *that* person in a suit while 90% of the company rocks “business casual-ish, please don’t look too closely.” The problem: I have **three** M.J. Bale favourites and can’t decide which one to take. Cue fashion anxiety. The contenders are: 1. **Harwood Blue Birdseye Weave Suit** – Classic, sharp, “I read the quarterly report *twice*” energy. 2. **Collins Brown Suit** – Earthy, dependable, “I know where the good coffee is” vibes. 3. **Bonato Washed Cherry Suit** – Statement piece, “I have a personality and possibly a podcast” level bold. I **will** take whichever one is most popular according to your votes and wear it on Thursday. If opinion is strong enough (and my overpacking tendencies prevail), I might bring a second for the half-day Friday, which includes a Breakfast Gathering and more workshops, and the flight home.