Time for the Episode 2 of the reality TV show known as Daily Email House! As you might know, last month I ran an auction here in Daily Email House. It went purty good. The winning bid was $31k. The winning bidder was @Nick Bandy, who I endorse for President and also to guide you to bigger, better clients and more stability. All that was Episode 1 of Bejako Reality TV. In the aftermath of Episode 1, I had a number of people reach out and say... "Yeah auctions are good and all, BUT what if you're not auctioning off custom, unique, done-with-you stuff? What if you've got, say, a course, which has infinite copies? How do you auction that off, huh? I could tell ya. But I'd rather show ya. And that's why I'm gonna hold: Episode 2: An EVERYONE CAN WIN auction! Along with people asking me how to auction off courses and such, lots of people asked me to create a course on how to run an auction. To everyone who wrote me that, I said that will not be happening, because that course already exists, and it's the course I myself followed in running my auction. And combining those two ideas — a course on how to run auctions, and an auction for a course — we get the main plot line of Episode 2. Here's what's on offer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1. The "24 HOUR FUN AUCTION" training ===> This training was originally ONLY available inside Travis Sago's $2k/year Royalty Ronin community ===> I followed Travis's training STEP BY STEP in running my own auction, and Travis's auction secrets are absolutely responsible for this auction going up to $31k the way it did. ====> Everybody else who you might have seen running an auction lately is following this same blueprint — because it works! 2. My own notes on Travis's "24 HOUR FUN AUCTION" training ====> I went through this training twice: once before my auction, and once after the auction, with new understanding. I'll share with you everything I think is key in this training 3. Everything I learned from my own auction (51 points)

I know at least a few people here (and a lot in total) write sales pages in Google Docs and send traffic to that doc instead building it inside their website. For those people, I have a question. Do you care that it's Google docs? Meaning, if you could write your page in Google docs and then snap your finger and have it published on your website too, designed and sleek, would you do it? Or does it not make a difference for you? And to people who publish their sales pages on their website: Would it make things faster/easier if you just wrote it in a Google doc and it was immediately transferred to your website?

I'm still finding confetti around my terrace from the close of the pool party on Thursday night... I also still have to return the plastic patio furniture I borrowed from the neighbors. But I am slowly working my way through the list of todo items that piled up after the party and auction. Now it's time to take care of a MAJOR outstanding item. Rewind back to hour three of the party, around 8:30pm my time, on Wednesday night... @Thomas Lalas wrote the following: "At this point I've read SO many funny + creative comments, I think it's worth putting a prize for the funniest comment." In my party high, I immediately agreed to this great suggestion. Yesterday, as I reread the comments, a clear winner emerged. And so, after only a few days' delay, I would now like to OFFICIALLY announce the WINNER of the prestigious "Inaugural Pool Party Funniest Comment" award... [drum roll please] [camera switches between various nominees] [opening the envelope] 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 🎈🎈🎈 @Filip Stilin!!! 🎪🎪🎪 👑👑👑👑👑👑 👑👑👑👑👑👑 Filip wrote multiple funny comments throughout the pool party. But one that seems to have gotten the most laughs, at least what I can tell with my not-particularly-careful tallying, was: "@Gc Tsalamagkakis Subject line: He auctioned his CAT?!?!" This was one of several inside jokes that developed throughout this party. GC was bidding and moving house at the same time. He included pics of his move, one of which featured a cat carrying case... but no cat. Hence Filip's comment above. (Not so funny now? Such is the nature of humor. I guess you had to be there.) As a prize for boosting the overall party vibe of our first pool party, Filip wins: 1. The title of "Grand Comment Poo-Bah" for the rest of 2025 2. A physical copy of my favorite comedy book. I won't say what it is, but it's influenced my writing as much as any copywriting or marketing book I've ever read. (Filip, I will be in touch by DM to find out where can send it)

I wasn't able to participate so I've created a Case Study of the Pool Party Auction for everyone who might like it. https://link.clickervolt.com/pool-party

Welcome WELCOME The pool party is ON. You can find the margaritas and soft drinks over in the corner... ... the DJ has set up and is playing already... ... and after you've had a chance to dip yourself in the pool, and as the party heats up... ... perhaps you'd like to also take a look at this little offer I am making? The offer in a peanut shell: I am offering to take the winning bidder — let's imagine it's you — and... 1. To give you a NAME and credibility on the Internet, along with MY FULL ENDORSEMENT, and... 2. To DRIVE MY RESPONSIVE READERS to the optin for your list, and... 3. To work with you and co-create a SEXY ACQUISITION FUNNEL (free giveaway + paid thank-you page offer), which you can use to build up your email list AND make money on day zero by turning new subscribers into buyers right away, plus... 4. I'm guaranteeing, with my two hands, that if you win this auction you will MAKE BACK 100% OF YOUR MONEY before I'm done endorsing and promoting you. Again, I will send out a dedicated email to endorse you and your offer, and to drive my audience to you. If you don't recoup all your investment with that first email I send, I will keep sending more dedicated emails, for as long as it takes, to promote and endorse you until you do recoup your winning bid. (If needed, we will also keep working together to tweak your funnel to make sure the right people sign up AND turn into buyers.) That's the little auction offer I'm making, for you to consider while you baste in my pool. I'm also offering a few POOL PARTY FAVORS if you happen to win the auction: 1. Wine and tapas on me whenever you get to Barcelona. (I know a good place around the corner from my new apartment, in the Gothic quarter. Once you finish with the pool and dry off, we can head over there.) 2. A list of newsletters you can run ads in, so they drive their own readers to you, and so you can keep growing your list at breakeven or at a profit, regularly, month after month. (And yes, you can approach these newsletter owners and tell them, "John Bejakovic already endorsed this offer... and his audience loved it.")