Roast my ad copy · UpHex Ads Lab

Oct 26 (edited) • General discussion

Roast my ad copy

I’m trying to tap into local ads, this one is for residential Window Cleaning. Open to feedback

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Headline: No Streaks. No Judgement. Get $25 off window cleaning

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Big weekend coming up? Guests on the way?

Perfect! time to pretend your life is spotless right?!

You’ve cleaned the counters, lit the $38 dollar candle, and thrown everything else in “the junk closet.”

But those windows… yeah.

They still look a mess!!

And somehow, that’s what everyone notices.

Because nothing says “put-together adult” like glass that betrays you at 6 p.m. when the Colorado sun decides to show every streak you’ve ever made.

Then your mother-in-law sat down — right in the beam of judgment.

Every smudge lit up like a confession.

Congratulations, you’re on trial for fingerprints.

We get it.

You’ve got better things to fake perfection for.

That’s why Sunset Hill Window Cleaning exists — to rescue good people from bad glass.

Get Full-service deep window cleaning

Includes:

✅ Inside,

✅ Outside,

✅ Tracks & Screens

The average Denver area home that’s about 2500 square feet start around $499, and we’ll even knock $25 off your first service.

No streaks. No stress. No judgment (trust me we’ve seen worse).

You handle the guests. We’ll handle the glass.

Click “Get a Quote” below.

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