Somewhere during a conversation with ChatGPT, I shared my opinion of printers. These have to be the most infuriating, outdated pieces of technology allowed to come to work every day. This comment from ChatGPT made me laugh: "The printer is perhaps the only piece of office technology that can have paper, electricity, a working network connection, and three perfectly good ink cartridges, yet refuse to scan a document because it's out of cyan. Scan. A. Document. An operation that requires precisely zero cyan. We've spent decades making computers faster, networks smarter, and software more capable. AI can analyze thousands of documents in seconds. But the printer? The printer has decided that Tuesday is not a good day to cooperate. And somewhere in a conference room, a business leader is discussing digital transformation while an employee is trying to convince a printer to recognize that Tray 2 does, in fact, contain paper. Perhaps the ultimate Opposite Absurdity Test is: “We need our printers to be less reliable.” For once, the technology industry has delivered beyond expectations." P.S. The Opposite Absurdity Test is our name for a discovery we made about website puffery. .