Is this the universe cat distribution system going on? It knows exactly who will fill the roleโฆ and then casually drops a cat in their path like,
โYep. This oneโs yours now.โ
This Queen has decided our conservatory is her chosen maternity suite. She does technically live next door (Chaos house), but honestly โ unless youโve dealt with a pregnant cat before, youโd never realise how particular they can be.
So sheโs here. Nesting. Supervising. Acting like she booked this room months ago.
And me? I just accept it at this point.
If thereโs an animal within five miles in need of a warm spot, emotional support, or snacksโฆ the universe simply goes:
โSend them to Ellie โ sheโll sort it.โ
It's not wrong.