My favorite secular holiday. The only day a man can walk around all day with a heart-on.
If you have a wife or girlfriend ( or both) tell them that if they want flowers they need to plant them this week.
Remember, don't buy them flowers or chocolate.
Well, maybe chocolate if you like chubby women.
But beer will do that just as easily and cheaper.
Trust me, they don't shave their legs for flowers or chocolate.
Just trying to help.
BTW, is Cupid a boy or a girl? Sometimes I just ain't sure.