Because HOOMAN Failed Me ๐ถโจ
Right. LISTEN UP.
I, Skool Dog, CEO of Festive Operations, Head of Mischief, Certified Goodest Boy, had ONE job this December:
๐ Launch the Advent Calendar on December 1st.
And guess who didnโt show up on time? Not me. Oh no. The HOOMAN.
The one with opposable thumbs and a functioning calendar app. (Allegedly.) ๐
So yesโฆ weโre three days late. Because SOMEONE was busy doing extremely important hooman stuff. Like emails, and work, and being dramatic.
Meanwhile, I was sat here in a Santa hat, READY TO SLAY. Or sleigh or both.
Anywayz, welcome to the official catch up zone, where we pretend this was the plan all along. ๐โจ
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