HOOMANS. We seriously need to talk.
You lot LOVE giving your dogs cute nicknames… but some of them are actually CRIMES you should be locked up for 😒
So for Day 3, I want you to expose yourselves, not literally - Mercy me, your minds 😲
Your task:
Tell me the nickname you call your dog that YOU think is adorable, but that YOUR DOG Likely secretly finds SOOOOO annoying.
Yes, the one you use in public. Yes, the one your dog pretends not to hear. THAT one!
Examples - all real bona fide offences:
✨ Snuggle Muffin (Dogs are warriors)
✨ Mr Stinky (Prove it wasn't you)
✨ Wiggle Bum (hooman PLEASE)
✨ Pudding (ABSOLUTELY NOT)
✨ Baby Angel Precious Sausage (no comment)
Fess up! This is a safe space for hoomans who want to confess in time to make Santas nice list 🐾