Officially reached Level 3 here… and I have absolutely no idea what that means.
No label, no description, no warning.
For all I know, I might have unlocked either enlightenment or a slightly better seat in the cosmic waiting room.
But honestly, I’m excited.
Because I’m sure at this level we finally get access to that legendary life hack everyone whispers about:
The “5-Second Purpose Alignment Reset.”
You just inhale, exhale, tap your third eye twice, and politely inform the universe:
“I’m booked today, please manifest without me.”
Can’t wait to see what Level 4 brings
Maybe a sticker.
Maybe a portal.
Maybe a coupon.
Either way, honored to ascend… whatever this is.