Took a Spoonful of Apple Cider Vinegar. Still Waiting for Enlightenment
They say if you take one spoon of apple cider vinegar every morning,your gut heals, your mind clears, your skin glows, your ancestors forgive you, and your life finally gets āon track.ā So I did it. I didnāt feel lighter. I didnāt feel focused. I didnāt feel aligned with my higher self. I did feel like Iād just licked a regret According to the gurus, this means one of three things: I didnāt believe hard enough I didnāt buy the organic, unfiltered, moon-blessed version I need the advanced vinegar protocol ($297, spoon not included) Apparently, if something tastes awful, burns on the way down, and makes your face fold in on itself, thatās how you know itās working Or⦠itās just vinegar. But donāt worry, tomorrow Iāll try lemon water, then celery juice, then gratitude One of them has to save me. Doug Your useless Coach