The Mystical, Confusing Glory of Level 3
Officially reached Level 3 here… and I have absolutely no idea what that means. No label, no description, no warning. For all I know, I might have unlocked either enlightenment or a slightly better seat in the cosmic waiting room. But honestly, I’m excited. Because I’m sure at this level we finally get access to that legendary life hack everyone whispers about: The “5-Second Purpose Alignment Reset.” You just inhale, exhale, tap your third eye twice, and politely inform the universe: “I’m booked today, please manifest without me.” Can’t wait to see what Level 4 brings Maybe a sticker. Maybe a portal. Maybe a coupon. Either way, honored to ascend… whatever this is.