🚀 SUPER-HYPE INTRO… with an AntiHype soul
Hello Cafevores! ☕✨(yes, I put my emojis on porpouse...) I’m Doug ,traveler of the inner cosmos, investor of intentional TIME, and seeker of the sacred triad: Gratitude, Fulfillment… and my very confused First Million. For years I’ve been upgrading my identity, repurposing my verbs, and aligning my frequency with the universal Wi-Fi. I told myself: Doug, be wealthy in relationships. Start with the most important one… YOU. And yes, I tried. I really, really tried. I even trained my dog to sit in abundance. He just sat. Zero abundance appeared. So here I am, ready to grow, upgrade, elevate, transform, transcend, recalibrate, and possibly even levitate… but also fully prepared to admit that sometimes my biggest spiritual achievement is just not yelling at the coffee machine when it malfunctions. If you’re here chasing cash, connection, or cosmic clarity, I’m your guy. If you’re here to do the bare minimum with dignity, I’m also your guy. Excited to be here. Hype on the outside, AntiHype on the inside. Let’s see what this journey brews. ☕🚀💫 (and yes, me again adding the emojis...) Doug, your usless coach