I make up funny songs for my kids constantly. This song from Peppa Pig has always been stuck in my head. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive”…
Is this ditty appropriate?
One, two, three, four, five,..
once I caught Venezuela’s dictator alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then I killed the ayatollah, and then again….
Why did you kill him so?
Because it hurt my citizens so.
Which citizen did it bite?
No matter, they are citizens who don’t have the resources to fight..🤨