I'm David Iya. Forbes said I was cool once (30 Under 30). Y Combinator let me in twice (still confused how). Built a B2B marketplace across 30+ countries and made about ~$70M move through it. Currently spinning up a few micro-saas tools because every time I try to relax my brain opens 47 Chrome tabs. Now for the stuff that actually matters: 🦄 Favorite color: Whatever color the sky is at 3am when I'm still awake "just fixing one more thing" 🌈 Favorite Pokémon: Psyduck. Constant headache, perpetually confused, somehow still powerful. We are the same. 🐛 Current Skool challenge: I started my community 4 days ago so literally everything. I don't know where anything is. I clicked something and now I'm here. Send help. Joined because @Goose seems mentally unstable in the best way (same) and someone posted about buttholes being powerful so I figured this is my tribe. I'm not saying I need to hit Level 3 to feel whole as a person but I am saying I've checked my points 11 times today. Please help. My love language is notifications. I'm not proud of it but I'm honest about it. Also I put pineapple on pizza and I'm not sorry. Fight me in the comments. P.S. I recently started Business Builders Club where I teach people how to build businesses, sell AI automation, and make their first $5K using the same frameworks I used to scale to 7 figures. Basically I help people get paid while robots do the boring stuff. Can't wait to meet you all! 🐥🕺

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