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🪄 Once Upon a Time… in the Land of Make-Believe Coaching 🪄
A holiday tale for all to enjoy...
Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom called Courseopia, there lived thousands of 'hungry' aspiring closers.
They were promised riches beyond imagination.
“All you need is this course,” the wizard-coach proclaimed.
“We place you.
No interviews.
No real calls.
No pressure
Just believe... just believe (hard enough) and $10-20k months will magically appear."
So the villagers paid their gold.
They received:
✨ 47 modules
✨ A private Discord full of bullshit and other lost souls
✨ Weekly “mindset” calls where no one learned anything
✨ And a PDF titled 'How to Manifest Commission Energy'
But there were no offers...
No pipelines.
No deals to close.
No... MONEY.
No one to sit on calls and say, “You fucked that up — here’s how to fix it.”
Just 'vibes'...
And so the months passed.
The wizard-coach bought a new Lambo.
The villagers got… another worksheet.
And when someone dared ask,
“Hey, how do I actually get on an offer?”
They were told:
“You’re not ready yet.”
“Trust the process.”
“Just rewatch Module 12, that's an important one."
Here's what OZ hides behind the curtain:
Courses without offer access are fairy tales.
Training without real accountability is bullshit and noise.
And education without application is just procrastination with better brand labeling.
If no one is helping you:
– get on real offers
– interview
– take live calls
– and actually CLOSE
You didn’t buy a solution.
You bought a bedtime story.
And adults, they don’t build income on fairy tales...
Happy Holidays...
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🪄 Once Upon a Time… in the Land of Make-Believe Coaching 🪄
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