An emotionally difficult ladder has been left unattended near this location. Residents are advised not to make prolonged eye contact with it unless properly certified. Several residents report feeling “quietly judged” after passing nearby. If you encounter the ladder, please document below: 🚨 its apparent mood 🚨 any sounds emitted 🚨 whether it appears taller or shorter than previously recorded

Thursday has been postponed by seven days, due to shrieking plants. Please confirm any Castle event you planned that will be affected.