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Castle Of Stupid Dreams

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7 contributions to Castle Of Stupid Dreams
Mr Balblair has now apologised
to the north square's fountain. The fountain has started to bubble. Please advise one thing that you spot within the water henceforth.
1 like • 48m
@Jason Arnopp I have no idea what you are talking about. It must have been some kind of optical illusion in the spray of the water. I have never been in a fountain nor have I ever owned a hat
1 like • 27m
@Jason Arnopp I also would never fight with such a magestic creature as the noble goose.
šŸ”” Tragic towncrier anomaly
Certain residents may have noticed that, between 11am and 11.02am today, the legs of our towncrier Nathaniel Prout took on a life of their own. "I found myself dancing in a way I have never danced before," Mr Prout told onlookers afterwards. "In fact, I had never danced before at all. So this felt very odd." Within those two anomalous minutes, Mr Prout performed an increasingly frantic samba, tango, Viennese waltz and belly dance, all while continuing to make his proclamations. "I don't know why this happened," he said. "And I sincerely regret that it happened while I was announcing the death of our beloved librarian of 78 years, Mrs Edith Wairfeather." Residents who witnessed the incident: how did it make you feel?
šŸ”” Tragic towncrier anomaly
2 likes • 19h
I believe Mrs Wairfeather would have been quite pleased by the display by Mr Prout. Not because of the dancing itself, but one of her most avid hobbies was watching public figures embarrass themselves.
0 likes • 37m
@Jason Arnopp That was quite inappropriate of her, as the custard well was tainted and 7 semi-quadrants were without custard for 3 twelvenights. A custard shortage is no laughing matter.
šŸ”„ Box manifestation event
Five small coloured boxes have materialized in the lathe room. Any resident wishing to interfere with one of them should select a colour: 🟦🟩🟨🟄🟪 šŸ‘‡
1 like • 19h
@Jason Arnopp Soupcake! I excitedly bite a hunk out of the corner, only to immediately spit it back out. The outer box appears to be made of silicone sealant. But I have breached a hole in the corner, and so it appears chomp-based exploration is finally working in my favour...
0 likes • 46m
@Jason Arnopp I peel away a little more of the sealant and try to peer in without getting my eyes too close to potential danger. They are my favourite pair of eyes.
šŸ° Resident suspicion audit
Which part of the Castle are you currently most suspicious of? • the dungeon beneath • the fog • the hats • the soup • the geese • the walking mirrors • the administrative staff • something else šŸ‘‡
šŸ° Resident suspicion audit
1 like • 4h
@Jason Arnopp Ghastly creatures, I rather think that - Wait, what the... where has my hat gone?!
1 like • 4h
Gasp! To the fountain!
ā›” Warning for tomorrow
Thursday has been postponed by seven days, due to shrieking plants. Please confirm any Castle event you planned that will be affected.
ā›” Warning for tomorrow
1 like • 19h
Has the schedule been affected for the introductory class on How to Care For Haunted Pumpkins? They are scaring the rest of the plants and the situation is becoming dire
1 like • 4h
@Jason Arnopp Ah blast. Well, I believe it is too late now anyway. The haunt has gotten into the turnips now and will be notoriously harder to shift.
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Gregina Biscuits
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Joined May 9, 2026