They surgically implanted a microphone into a real cat.
Trained it for months.
Spent millions of taxpayer dollars.
Its mission? Spy on the Soviets.
The results?
The cat walked into traffic and died.
That was the entire operation.
Why does this matter for your business?
Because when you try to “figure out” sales on your own—without using proven, 24/7-performing assets like copy—you become the CIA.
All effort. No return.
All complexity. Zero results.
And you're left wondering why nothing converts.
Stop overengineering failure.
Start deploying what actually works.