A warning: grossness ahead. This is what actually happened. This morning.. I was upstairs reading the Bible while my wife was making breakfast.. and I heard what sounded like.. something falling in the kitchen. A little later, I heard my daughter going down the stairs way earlier than usual. One of her new birthday earrings had gotten infected. There was blood. It was painful. We moved a dining room chair into the kitchen, sat her down, gritted through it, got the earring out, and carried on. Then my wife quietly told me there was a roach in the kitchen drawer. That sound I heard earlier was her slamming it shut. She hates roaches. Our daughter hates roaches. Yet after handling the earring situation like a mama warrior, she stayed calm enough to make sure nobody else got worked up. I did what I do: grabbed my phone and collected evidence. I recorded the drawer, got a couple close-ups, got rid of it, dropped our daughter off, went to the gym, and called what I thought was our pest-control company. I had Googled the company name and clicked the first "Call Now" button. It was actually a competitor's ad. I didn't know that.. The rep immediately asked whether it was a German cockroach. Since it was in the kitchen, I guessed yes. My guess turned into a whole plan: empty every kitchen cabinet and bathroom, leave the house with the pets for three hours, prepare for a major treatment. Then she went to book it and realized I had called the wrong company. I called my actual guy. He heard, "I found one roach," and said, "One roach? You don't have a roach problem." I texted him the video. His answer: wood roach. They wander in, get attracted to light, and can come through a garage. They don't infest homes and can't survive indoors. So the first rep built a three-hour treatment plan on top of a customer's guess. My guy took a minute, looked at the evidence, and saved me time, stress, and money. That's how I try to operate too. I've been on calls with people who seemed ready to buy. After digging in, it was clear they weren't ready, the project wasn't the right fit, or they wouldn't see a return on the investment.