So lucky my babby girl supports my blitzing dreams @Sam Greiner 👑👑👑

Less than a 1,000 points from a rainbow! If anyone wants to gif war I’m game and appreciate you

No thinking. No disclaimers. Unhinged encouragement only. If you scroll past, the goose sees 👀🪿 and I'm telling @Goose Dunlavey 😤

In case you need to improve ur mindset quickly, (and level up that manifesting POWAHHH) this is the best one ive EVER used myself. And only 7 words. Repeat it for two days in a row and you'll see what i mean. (i go back to this all the time) Ur welcy Shoutout to @Catherine Noske for the brilliant name

Okay besties, it's Monday afternoon and I'm realizing I forgot to eat breakfast, put on deodorant, AND respond to like 6 texts from this weekend 🤡 So naturally, this feels like the perfect time for a vibe check! Rate yourself on the Barbara Scale of Existence™: 1-3: Currently a houseplant. Breathing is an accomplishment. Gold stars for being alive 🌱 4-5: Functional human achieved! You remembered pants today. You're doing great sweetie ✨ 6-7: Actually thriving?? Answered emails AND showered? Who are you? 🦋 8-10: Suspiciously productive. Are you okay? Do you need water? Blink twice if you're an alien 👽 I'm currently hovering around a solid 4.5 because I: - Did eventually eat (cheesy garlic bread counts as breakfast, right?) - Only cried once (it did give me a headache) - Successfully convinced my cat that 2pm is not dinner time (for today, idk about tomorrow) But also I'm wearing yesterday's shirt and just discovered I've been walking around with toothpaste on it for who knows how long 🙃 Drop your number below! No explanations needed (but also feel free to overshare, this is a safe space for chaos) 💕 Sending you gentle Monday energy and the reminder that "barely functioning" still counts as functioning 🍓 What's your Monday afternoon reality check looking like?