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The joke: I got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting. I was confused… earlier the security guard said I could take a picture.

The view is breathtaking!😍🤯 the sea looks beautifully serene, so harmonious and pure, glowing in a gentle shade of blue!💙

Yesterday I was helping out my Amish neighbor move some heavy equipment from his farm to a dealer in New York. He wanted to load the equipment into the back of my truck, so he asked me to back up into his field a little so they could load it. Well…that didn’t go so well and my truck immediately sank into the mud and I was stuck. No problem. We attached some chains ⛓️ to the front of my truck. We then attached the chains to a harness. We then attached the harness to Fred. Fred is 15 years old but he’s really strong. Fred was able to immediately pull us out of the deep mud. My truck weighs 2,500 kg. Can you imagine how strong Fred was?!!! Amazing 🤩