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Hey, Skoolers! I’m Regan Carmen, the new kid on the block. I’m here to learn from you geniuses and share my wisdom with you winners. But before I dive into this paradise, I have to introduce myself. What's my nickname? Car… Nah, just kidding. Nobody calls me that except my mom when she’s mad at me. Where I’m from? I hail from Earth - the only planet with Netflix and Nutella. And Ontario - the only province with… um… snow? Biggest strength? Writing sales letters that make people buy stuff they don’t need. Like a magic spell. Or a Jedi mind trick. Or a gun. Biggest weakness? Hmm, that’s a tough one. I guess my biggest weakness is my addiction to junk food. I love anything with sugar, fat, or cheese. Or all three. Have you ever tried deep-fried cheesecake? It’s amazing. And also deadly. Which content platform is your favorite? Well, I’m a bit old-fashioned, so I prefer the traditional platforms like TV, film, and books. But I also dabble in some newer ones, like podcasts, streaming services, and TikTok. Yes, I have a TikTok account. No, I won’t tell you what it is. It’s a secret. What do I want immediate help with? Well, since you asked, you can send me some cookies. And not just any cookies. The best cookies in the world. The ones that make you forget your problems and your pants size. You know the ones. In my next post, I'll be sharing my tips and tricks on how to write better, faster, and funnier. I'll also be giving you honest feedback on your work and answering your questions. Don't worry, I won't be too harsh. Unless you deserve it. So buckle up, grab a pen (or a keyboard), and get ready for some serious writing fun. This is skool.com, where we write hard and play harder.